152 名前:おさかなくわえた名無しさん[sage] 投稿日:2009/09/17(木) 13:41:22 ID:XElpbr6r
友達Aと地下鉄に乗ってたら、同じ車両にいた池沼が
大学生っぽい女の子の肩をグーで殴りながら奇声を上げだした。
女の子が「やめて下さい!」って言ってるのにニヤニヤしながら続行。
キレた女の子が池沼の腕掴んで「やめろって言ってるでしょ!」と
怒鳴ったら池沼の飼い主が現れて(ってか、ずっと隣にいたらしい)
「○○ちゃんはハンデキャップもってるのよ!もっと思いやり(ry」と
教科書どおりのセリフで逆切れしてた。
それを聞いたAが急に奇声を上げながら飼い主の肩を数発ほど殴り、
次に池沼の頬を両手でバシンバシン挟むように叩き出した。
「なにするの!」と飼い主の怒りがこちらに向いちゃったので
「すみません、弟はちょっとハンデキャップもちなもので」と言ってから
「こらA!知らない人ぶったらダメだろ!!」とAにゲンコツして
「あやまりなさい!」と促した。
Aはたどたどしく「ごめんなさい」と池沼親子に謝り、俺も周りの人に
「お騒がせして申し訳ありません」と頭を下げる小芝居をしたら、
池沼の飼い主は顔赤くしてプルプルしながら沈黙した。


153 名前:おさかなくわえた名無しさん[sage] 投稿日:2009/09/17(木) 13:45:03 ID:dzsp6tfg
個人的にはGJ


154 名前:おさかなくわえた名無しさん[sage] 投稿日:2009/09/17(木) 13:48:44 ID:XElpbr6r
その後、Aに何で急に池沼のフリして暴れんだよ、と聞いたら
「ああいう類は、自分がされなきゃわかんねーんだよ」と
DQNだけど男らしいお答えをいただき、ちょっとかっこいいと思ってしまった。
でも、その後「おまえもとっさに演技してたじゃん、弟はハンデキャップ持ちってw」
「なんだよハンデキャップってw」と笑うAに
「だってお前包茎じゃん」と真顔で言ったら奇声を上げながら殴られた。

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